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Movie Marathon notes

Twenty-four hours of films. Here are my preliminary notes, wrote in darkness and whilst I was quite, quite, quite sleep-deprived at the time.

The Secret Four – The “Citizen Kane” of film noir.

Zombieland – The “Citizen Kane” of zombie films.

Forbidden World – The “Citizen Kane” of mutametamorphic scifi horror.

Vice Squad – The “Citizen Kane” of a night with the Vice Squad.

Paranormal Activity – The “Citizen Kane” of “The Blair Witch Project.”

Maidens of Fetish Street – The “Citizen Kane” of Peep Shows.

Mill of the Stone Woman – The Flemish “Citizen Kane.”

Night Train to Terror – The “Citizen Kane” of portmanteau horror.

The Visitor – The “Citizen Kane” of films that should have been directed by Larry Cohen.

The Informant! – The “Citizen Kane” of Corn-related Conspiracy Thrillers.

Creature from Black Lake – The “Citizen Kane” of Bigfoot films.

Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf – The “Citizen Kane” of the Howling films featuring Christopher Lee.

Commando – The “Citizen Kane” of Alyssa Milano films.

See, every film a classic of its genre… Well, that’s how I remember it, anyway.

Erudite Personal Ads

I might well be late to the game, but the personal classifieds in the New York Review of Books are… well, fascinating.

Personals are weird beasts; there is a kind of code and etiquette to writing them; weird acronyms, certain phrases… Yet there is always something a little seedy to the enterprise. When I was in the UK my flatmates and I would sometimes go through the personals in the ‘best’ tabloids, but nothing compares to those in the New York Review of Books.

It doesn’t seem right that the New York Review of Books would carry Personals, but, at the same time, if the New York Review of Books is going to have such Personals, you would expect them to be of the best quality.

And boy, they are.

Services Available from the New York Review of Books

Personals from the New York Review of Books
Personal Services from the New York Review of Books
Misc from the New York Review of Books

Spring Clean

I have, after some time, uploaded the very terrible photos my phone takes to the computer. Amongst them is this ‘amusing’ snap of a concluding paragraph to “Tutankhamun: The Exodus Conspiracy,” which really exemplifies mere Conspiracy Theorising to a ‘T.’

Tutankhamun - The Exodus Conspiracy - p. 279

Falsify this, commie fool!

The continuing fight between Gareth Renowden, of Hot Topic, and Ian Wishart, publisher of New Zealand’s other conspiracy rag, ‘Investigate’ continues, with Wishart now asking Renowden to justify a claim that the UN isn’t trying to impose a One World Government.

Wishart, like many Climate Change Skeptics, believes that the real agenda behind saving the planet and the species that live upon it is an agenda to instate a shadow world government.

You can’t make this stuff up.

Now, call me a philosopher, but the move that goes ‘There should be global taxes on pollution that affects the globe’ to ‘They want to take control’ is a little… over-wrought? Indeed, I believe I’m writing a thesis on this. I should get back to that.

The Epistemology of Winston Peters

“Unless I say it, then nothing’s true.”

Thus speaks Winston Peters on whether he is running for the Auckland (super-)Mayoralty. However, when I skimmed the article my first thought was ‘Is Winston really our source of true beliefs?’ If he is, what does that mean?

Winston Peters, for my non-Aotearoa/Te Wai Pounamu-based readers, is the leader of a populist, often prejudiced, political party. His party failed to make the threshold in the last election and thus Peters has gone into a kind of retirement (I say ‘kind of’ because he tends to rise from the ashes and I wouldn’t be surprised, if the Rapture ever occurred, that he would somehow manage to take control of Heaven; I have the suspicion that he is that kind of man). That’s by-the-by, however; Peters is also a great source of Conspiracy Theories about New Zealand; he was the public face of the Winebox Inquiry and has made claims about Russian submarines, Libertarian pederasts and the like.

Sometimes, he is right. The Winebox Inquiry showed some degree of conspiratorial activity (which may well have been lawful) and the Jim Peron scandal… well, I probably shouldn’t call it a Conspiracy Theory except for the fact that Person seems to insinuate that it was a smear campaign set up against him… Anyway. The point here is that whilst Peters sometimes gets it right he often gets it very, very wrong.

Peters often claimed that the Media were out to get him, but that ordinary New Zealanders would see through the smokescreen of allegations and the like. I’m hard-pressed to call this a Conspiracy Theory because every politician says the same thing whether they are right or wrong. However, Peters has claimed so much more:

(There was, just after the election when the media were crowing over Peters defeat and the demise of New Zealand First, a list of some of the wackier claims Peters has made. At the time I made a great deal out of it, because a family member had been going ‘Well, he’s always been right in the past…’ and this list, I believe in a Sunday Star Times, showed that, actually, he’s more often wrong than right. I should have clipped the list out, but I did not, and now it seems lost to history. A pity.)

Matthew Hooton’s blog (which I never thought I’d link to) has an impressive list of things Peters has claimed. I won’t detail them any further, but it makes for interesting reading.

So, imagine a world where “Unless I say it, then nothing’s true,” a world where our true beliefs come from one Winston Peters. The mind boggles ((Note to self; play ‘Boggle’ some day.)). It would be a world where Conspiracies were (even more?) common, a world where the words of a politician should be taken as being more important than a member of the public and a world where vested interests must be investigated… to a certain point.

If the rumours are right, it is also a world where Peters becomes the Mayor of Super-Auckland.

This may well seem very silly, and it is, but as an Epistemologist I find the phrase “Unless I say it, then nothing’s true” to be incredibly intriguing, especially when it is abstracted from its context.

Food for thought.

Crankery

This recent post from ‘Science Based Medicine’ is on a matter concerning my talk at the 2009 New Zealand Skeptics Conference and is, I think, well worth a read. I admit to sometimes skimming over SBM posts; whilst they are almost always of a very high standard they are also almost always very very very long. This one is moderate in its lengthiness but salient.