Conspiracy Corner – Hurricane Sandy and the POTUS

When natural disasters strike, people like to have someone to blame. Who better than the President of the United States of America?

We didn’t even get to cover a quarter of the candidate conspiracy theories for Hurricane Sandy. Here’s a list of other potential causes for the hurricane, courtesy of my good, enraged friend, Rageaholic:

  • Gay people
  • Al Franken
  • Taylor Swift
  • Carly Rae Jepsen
  • People who like Halloween
  • Spongebob Squarepants
  • Lesbians (possibly butch ones names sandy)
  • Obama’s Pagan-Homosexual empire and their radical plot to gay-sexularise america