Does anyone want to send me a copy of Ian Wishart’s latest thriller ‘Absolute Power: The Helen Clark’ years? I could claim (rather legitimately) that as a poor student I can’t afford to but it, but, in truth, I just have no wish to. If someone sends it to me, however, then I shan’t have to wait for the library copy to become available and you can be updated as to whether Wishart has a Conspiracy Theory worth worrying about.