Tag: Advertising

Johnny the Red for President ’08

I wasn’t asked to help out on Johnny’s campaign, which I think is a grave oversight, especially given my qualifications as the self-professed ‘Conspiracy Theorist of the World’ but I have been asked to fulfill the much lesser duty of advertising Johnny to the to the world. So, meet the only presidential candidate who professes with extreme prejudice.

Johnny the Red for President

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