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“The Lost Symbol” Review attempt 1

There are two purposes to a book review, I feel. One is to tell you whether it is worth your while to read the book being reviewed; the other is to tell you why I think you should or should not read the book being reviewed. I’m telling you this because I feel I can’t actually begin the review without giving away a major spoiler, and thus I think you need at least another paragraph of fluff before I tell you what the secret it is that the Freemasons are hiding.

“The Lost Symbol” is not a good book. It is, at the very most, adequately written, which is as damning with faint praise as you can get, and the plot, lifted very much from Dan Brown’s earlier (and better) work “Angels and Demons,” lacks power and punch.

Yet, no matter what I say, will this likely change whether or not you read this book.

The Secret the Freemasons have hidden is the Bible.

Well, except for that. By revealing the ‘Lost Symbol’ of “The Lost Symbol” I can, at least, make you less inclined to bother.

In “Angels and Demons” there was no real central conceit, no mystic mumbo-jumbo, only an elaborate disinformation campaign run by one man to make the Catholic Church think an ancient (and fictitious) enemy is once again on the move. In “The Da Vinci Code” the conceit is, at least, interesting (if equally false); what if the central story about the Christian Messiah had been tampered with. Both of these plot twists are surprising and work; the former because it is startling and the latter because, whether you believe it or not, it does pose a perfectly good question, “What if everything you thought you knew about Christ was wrong?”

In “The Lost Symbol” it turns out the Masons are hiding the Bible.

A book you can buy from the same bookseller you picked up “The Lost Symbol” from.

The plot of “The Lost Symbol” is the usual story; Robert Langdon, an academic specialised in occult symbols, is summoned to Washington, D.C., where he gets caught up in a series of art-related puzzles relating to an ancient order hiding an ancient secret. He is opposed by a violent assassin with strange and occult tendencies and, about halfway through the book, Langdon gets an info dump by someone with a defect.

And the secret being hidden is the Bible.

I cannot repeat this enough; the Freemason’s great secret is the Bible.

It is a little hard to review a book with a central conceit this pauce. It feels as if “The Lost Symbol” is an apology for “The Da Vinci Code.” Brown seemed legitimately surprised by just how vitriolic some of his opponents became. Not the literary critics or the historians; their criticisms were swept carefully away because, after all, “The Da Vinci Code” was just a novel. No, Brown seemed surprised by how people took his fiction to be an attack on the Christian Messiah. That was not his intention.

So, in “The Lost Symbol,” the Bible becomes the greatest secret the world has ever known.

The Bible, it seems, contains within it not just the wisdom of the ages, the power of the Ancient Mysteries, and advanced scientific knowledge, if only you knew how to access it.

Luckily, this treasure trove of information, is available in bookstores almost everywhere.

The Bible…

I just can’t do it, not just now. The book is dull. I read it. You do not have to.

Tweeting “The Lost Symbol”

Well, I just finished it. In leiu of the short review (coming soon) here are my tweets on the subject. You’ll need to read from the bottom up to make sense of it, and it won’t make much sense.

Finished.
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And now we’re getting into pro-Christian territory.
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I was right about Mal’akh’s identity.
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The crisis of National Security is finding out what the Freemasons do, in re their initiations. Really?
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Langdon really is just a character rather than THE character in this book.
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Robert Langdon just drowned. Possibly to death.
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Evil priest? Well, is there any other kind?
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Could it be that the villain (or the patsy) is the son of one of the other characters?
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The Rosicrucians have just made an appearance. This is the worst rewrite of “Foucault’s Pendulum” ever.
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Darth Vader is in the story as well. Luke’s dark father.
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Hmm… Satanism.
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Now the Great Beast has been cited.
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They’re are about to go to Leigh Teabing’s place.Well, this book’s equivalent. Hope he’s got PowerPoint.
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This book’s artist par excellence is Albrecht Durer.
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The villain character is as clichéd as that Hashisheen and the Albino.
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The CIA have an X-ray device thst can detect tiny text on a 2″ gold pyramid, apparently.
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Off home to eat and continue reading this tripe. It’s proving to be a harder read than expected; I’m just not into it.
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Dan Brown’s descriptions know no beginning; inky black voids, nondescript basements. I can believe these to be accurate ala the preface.
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@monkeyfluids His name is Joachim. He comes from the briny depths to offer the secret of stonemasonry. I think.
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“Masons in the Basement.” The sequel to “Aliens in the Attack?”
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A giant squid has just turned up. No, I’m not kidding. No, it isn’t all that exciting an event, either.
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Now, the subbasement. It really needs to get gripping soon.
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After 90 pages in a Rotunda Langdon has decided to go visit a featureless basement.
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@darmeus I keep being interrupted. And Robert Langdon has just spent 90 pages in one place.
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The scientist has access to OCR software that translates from obscure and dead languages. She backs up to holographic storage. Masons, eh?
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The Bond villain has just arrived.
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@darmeus I wish I had popcorn.
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Lunch break, just as the scientist enters the Noetics lab.
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Took a break for a haircut. Back at it; someone has lost an arm.
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The villain is non-Christian; we’re meant to think he is Muslim. He won’t be, ala “Angels and Demons.”
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Langdon is apparently Christian. This must be an apology, through the character, for ‘The Da Vinci Code.’
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Langdon seems to teach an awful lot of spurious courses at Harvard. Does his Faculty know? I’m sure the Dean would not approve.
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The reference in chapter 1 to ties will foreshadow an attempt on Langdon’s life later in the book.
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Moko are mentioned.
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It is mine. Off to the office to work on it.
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I went to find Dan Brown. I found a new Iain Banks.
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It depresses me that the first novel I will read this year is a) in October and b) “The Lost Symbol.”
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‘The Lost Symbol’ – First thoughts

Despite the fact (well, because of the fact) that Dan Brown’s latest page turner does not come out until 11:01 tomorrow morning, the first chapter and prologue have been deemed fit enough to grace pages 10 and 11 of the front section of today’s Herald.

First thoughts? Well, the prose is no better and, once again, we get a short section with the villain (although whoever he is, he is bound to be a patsy for the real enemy) of the piece; Dan Brown has his formula and it seems having the weight of the publishing world upon his shoulders will not stop him from sticking to it.

Second, more rarefied thoughts… Well, it looks like the Freemasons will be the group under attack and it’s fairly safe to assume that Robert Langdon’s rich mentor, Peter Solomon, will be a prominent Mason who will have to reveal all to his ward about halfway through the novel.

Which I shall be devouring tomorrow, in the line of a Sineater rather than a devoted fan. Expect more thoughts by Wednesday, and regular tweets on the subject tomorrow.

Voodoo Scholarship on Voodoo Histories

My review for the Scoop Review of Books. It hasn’t gone up there yet but I’m posting it here nonetheless.

David Aaronvitch, ‘Voodoo Histories: The Role of the Conspiracy Theory in Shaping Modern History,’ Jonathan Cape, London, 2009

If you are a chorister in the “Conspiracy Theories are bunk!” choir and you love being preached to, then you will love David Aaronvitch’s new book, Voodoo Histories. If, on the other hand, you are even just a little sceptical of “Conspiracy Theory Scepticism,” then odds are Aaronvitch’s book will in turn frustrate, interest and ultimately cause you to engage in um-ing, ah-ing and copious sighing.

I don’t think there is much middle ground.

Aaronvitch, in Voodoo Histories, has set himself the task of showing up a selection of popular Conspiracy Theories. His intended audience are like-minded people like himself, who know that Conspiracy Theories are bunk and just need some ammunition to prove it.

Aaronvitch tries to show up these Conspiracy Theories as being implausible; I say ‘tries to show’ because as he is preaching to the choir he often glosses over material or relies upon humourous and condescending descriptions rather than engaging with the arguments put forward to defend particular Conspiracy Theories, and the feeling I got throughout the book was that he had quite specifically chosen his targets to fit with his thesis.

Now, tailoring a book around a thesis, especially in a field where everyone and their dog is trying to justify why their version of events is correct and the other side is just plain wrong, is not in itself a bad thing. There are too many Conspiracy Theories out there for any one book to adequately deal with so it makes sense that you have to narrow the pool of candidate Conspiracy Theories that you want to deal with. However, and this is one of the ‘howevers’ which needs to be said slowly, all the syllables stressed and an almost patronising look affected on the part of the speaker, the actual thesis itself needs to be clear, concise and strong in order for the examples to do any work, and Aaronvitch’s thesis is muddy at best.

So, what is his thesis?

Aaronvitch is, to put it crudely, a believer in Official Theories and a sceptic of Conspiracy Theories. Now, there is a debate to be had over whether Conspiracy Theories can be Official Theories, but Aaronvitch does not engage in that debate; he simply takes the term ‘Conspiracy Theory’ to be entirely pejorative, one that marks out implausible theories that suspect characters believe in. His definition of a Conspiracy Theory is laid out thusly:

“I think a better definition of a conspiracy theory might be: the attribution of deliberate agency to something that is more likely to be accidental or unintended. And,as a sophistication of this definition, one might add: the attribution of secret action to one party that might far more reasonably be explained as the less covert and less complicated action of another. So a conspiracy theory is the unnecessary assumption of conspiracy when other explanations are more probable.” (p. 5)

Aaronvitch’s definition is interesting, to say the least, because rather than dealing what I would take to be central to any theory about a Conspiracy, the notion that there are agents working together to achieve their desired end he focuses on a mere notion of agency. Given the kinds of examples Aaronvitch uses in Voodoo Histories, however, this all makes sense; it becomes clear that he is not so much talking about Conspiracy Theories but rather Conspiracy Theorists. His critique is squarely aimed at Conspiracism, the (supposedly) irrational belief in Conspiracy Theories rather than the warrant or justifiability of the particular Conspiracy Theories Conspiracy Theorists profess.

Voodoo Histories is an exercise in wanting us to be not only willing to accept the status quo but also wanting us to question what we are being told. His dilemma, in this respect, comes from an intuition he has formed that History just does not work the way Conspiracy Theorists tell us it does. To quote:

“[F]raught though the understanding of history is, and although there can be no science of historical probability, those who understand history develop an intuitive sense of likelihood and unlikelihood. This does not mean they are endorsing the status quo. As the great British historian Lewis Namier wrote, ‘The crowning attainment of historical study is a historical sense – an intuitive understanding of how things do’ not happen.’ Conspiracy theories are theories that, among other things, offend my understanding of how things happen by positing as a norm how they do not happen.” (p. 7)

This leads to the first major problem I have with this book, which is that whilst this notion of the ‘historian’s sense’ is a noble sentiment it one which is incredibly controversial. Indeed, towards the end of the book Aaronvitch critiques this very notion, arguing that it can be symptomatic of a fallacy unique to historians:

“The term ‘historian’s fallacy’ was coined in 1970 by the scholar David Hackett Fischer to describe the ‘ludicrous’ but common error in the assumption ‘that a man who has a given historical experience knows it, when he has it, to be all that a historian would know it to be, with the advantage of historical perspective’. Fischer is not talking about what we call the benefit of hindsight, but about the tendency to forget that the actors in a historical drama simply did not know, at the time, what was coming next. Subsequent to an event, we may recall the clues and warnings that it was about to happen, but, warns Fischer, ‘our memory does not extend with equal clarity to many other signs and signals which pointed unequivocally in the other direction’.” (p. 256)

Aaronvitch fails to see that the very fallacy he accuses Conspiracy Theorists of committing may well be his own. His intuition, based upon his understanding of events, tells him that History does not work conspiratorially and so he thinks Conspiracy Theories are implausible, but to a large extent his intuition is formed on the basis that as many Conspiracies get found out their effectiveness is limited, if not non-existent, a position Karl Popper argued for in ‘The Open Society and Its Enemies’ back in 1945. However, whereas Popper argued for his position, Aaronvitch intuits it. Early in Voodoo Histories he dismisses the Moon Landing Hoax solely because it offends his intuition about how plausible such a conspiracy would be. Now, whilst I agree with him on this, the fact that he then says:

“Given the imbalance in probabilities I was therefore sure, without even scrutinising it, that Kevin’s evidence was wrong.” (p. 2)

Such an intuition-based approach is likely to fail if it predisposes you to ignore the ‘evidence,’ whatever that may or may not be. For example, the intuition of the British and American Governments was that the Moscow Trials of the 1930s were genuine, and yet they have been revealed to be mere show trials with fabricated evidence and forced confessions used to reveal a conspiracy by Leon Trotsky that never happened, all because Stalin and his cronies wanted it.

Which leads me to the second major problem I have with Aaronvitch’s book. He argues that we can’t use the historical precedent of Conspiracies actually occurring to provide any argument for the likelihood of Conspiracies occurring now, yet he happily devotes the first two chapters of his book to a discussion of the Conspiracy to create and disseminate the Protocols of the Elders of Zion and the Moscow Show Trials. He wants to dismiss talk of historical Conspiracies setting precedents but then uses examples of (at least) two historical conspiracies to show that people do conspire.

Why is this problematic? Well, the answer is that Aaronvitch does not seem to see the fabrication and dissemination of the Protocols as being particularly conspiratorial nor does he seem to think that Stalin and his cronies were co-conspirators in the running of show trials. Aaronvitch treats the Official Theories, that the Protocols are fakes and the Moscow Show Trials were engineered to get a specific verdict, as conspiracy-like but definitely not the kind of think Conspiracy Theorists would believe in, actual examples of Conspiracy Theories. Yet that was exactly what these two events were; the Official Theories concerning both these events were, at the time, that they were legitimate. Only Conspiracy Theorists thought there was something more to them.

Here’s the rub; if you define a Conspiracy Theory as a species of bad beliefs about the world, then you have to spend quite some considerable time defending those examples of beliefs about Conspiracies that you take to be warranted. Aaronvitch criticises other authors on the subject like Daniel Pipes and Mark Fenster for precisely this maneuver, and yet Aaronvitch is committing it too. He takes the Official Theory (usually the theory good historians will agree to) as being right and treats the Conspiracy Theory as bunk, where the Conspiracy Theory is simply the theory that is at odds with the Official Theory. He seems oblivious to the fact that several Official Theories are themselves Conspiracy Theories. Stalin and his cronies conspired against the spectre of Trotsky sympathisers, the Czarist Secret Police conspired to create a document to get the Czar angry at the Jewish community in Russia; the Japanese, arguably, conspired to invade Pearl Harbour without being detected; even though Aaronvitch discusses all three of his examples in quite some depth he fails to see that the Official Theories are descriptions of conspiratorial agency. They are, in some sense at least, Conspiracy Theories.

It’s not as if his intuition stands up to too much scrutiny anyway. On the death of Princess Diana he writes:

“The powers that be had to not only suborn the driver, know the route, organise and drive a white Fiat, have it side-swiped, create a flash, delay the ambulance, switch the blood samples, turn off the CCTV and corrupt the investigators, they now had to identify, tamper with and deliver the death vehicle too. There must surely be simpler methods of killing someone.” (p. 151)

As I read this I thought ‘Yes, he’s right’ but then I thought ‘Hold on, what about Alexander Litvinenko’s death by polonium-210 poisoning?’

I don’t mean this to be a point in favour of the Conspiracy Theory that Diana was murdered; rather it’s a criticism of Aaronvitch. Yes, if you were organising the death of Diana there would be simpler ways to do it, but sometimes people don’t want or do simple. The death of Litvinenko is a case in point; they could have just shot him or arranged an accident but whoever his killers were, they went for the weird and preposterous route of obtaining a difficult to produce rare radioactive isotope which would kill the target slowly and leave an easy to follow trail.

This isn’t a mere theory either; this really happened.

Appealing to the intuition that the simplest story is the best is all very nice but it isn’t necessarily a marker of the truth of such theories. Sometimes people are weird and they do things in sub-optimal ways.

I think the problem with Voodoo Histories is Aaronvitch’s dogmatic insistence on the correctness of Official Theories; he never goes out of his way to explain why they are better explanations than their rival Conspiracy Theories. Now, it is relatively simple to construct such a story, referring to appropriately qualified experts, the reliable transmission of justified beliefs and the like, but whilst Aaronvitch hints at this he doesn’t make it explicit. He’s preaching to the choir.

Which is why, if your not a member of that group, the book is ultimately frustrating.

All of this sounds rather negative and it’s not as if I didn’t enjoy parts of the book. It is very well-written; Aaronvitch has a turn of phrase that produces great jokes, usually at the expense of prominent Conspiracy Theorists, with comments about ‘guard cats’ and rhythmically-named’ wives. When he touches on issues to do with how our current media culture credulously fosters Conspiracy Theories all sounds very plausible; Aaronvitch is a journalist after all, a media insider, and knows something about how he and his kind sometimes allow the debate to be skewed in wacky and implausible directions.

But, and like the ‘however’ at the beginning of this review, this ‘but’ deserves its emphasis, Voodoo Histories really doesn’t have much to add to the debate around and about Conspiracy Theories. It is merely a collection of loosely connected Conspiracy Theories Aaronvitch finds interesting, with a brief little prologue and coda to make it look like he has something interesting to say. If Voodoo Histories was an essay it would get a B; it contains some interesting case studies but never actually uses them to illustrate the work’s central thesis. As a reader you are simply expected to agree with Aaronvitch and enjoy the ride.

I’m going to provide here some links to other reviews of Voodoo Histories by way of conclusion, in part to situate this review and in part to further my argument. I think that Aaronvitch’s book really says very little and the reviews reflect that. They range from complimentary to outright exasperation, and (Conspiracy Theorist hat now on) I reckon that this is because some reviewers are the choir Aaronvitch is preaching to (and so they don’t need to notice its faults) whilst the others are the naughty altar servers who really don’t want to be there, and they’ve largely failed to note that it’s not really that Aaronvitch offends their point-of-view but rather that he doesn’t really have much to say as to why.

A pity really. It’s a big book with lots of words in it.

Frank Furedi’s review in the ‘Spiked Review of Books’

Robin Ramsay’s review at ‘Aaronvitch Watch’

Bruschettaboy’s partial review (I was sure there was a follow-up to this but I can’t find it) also at ‘Aaronvitch Watch’

Giles Fogen at ‘The Guardian’

Rafael Behr at ‘The Observer’

The Peril of Youtube

I spent Sunday afternoon watching documentaries, because, on occasion, I like to catch up on what people believe about certain Conspiracy Theories ((I should do this more often, but I find it depressing. Like reading the comments on Kiwiblog.)). One of the chief problems, I’ve discovered, in writing on Conspiracy Theories is just how much of the literature, so to speak, is visual or aural rather than written. Conspiracy Theorists are often demagogues with an attendant audience who want to see or hear the latest news, rather than read about it.

The uncharitable part of my brain suspects that this might be due to the fact that a written argument is something that can be fairly easily dissected and anaylsed, whilst verbal diatribes get sometimes get way with murder against Reason. I think it’s also the case that style likes to triumph over substance ((Of course, some of the written Conspiracy-Theorists-on-Conspiracy-Theories material is terrible in an almost exactly opposite way. Many Conspiracy Theorists have managed to ape the academic style so completely that it is hard to distinguish fact from fiction (or, in many cases, the facts from the selection of facts often employed to support a particular thesis Further blurring this line is the indisputable ‘fact’ that we academics sometimes commit exactly the same sin.)).

A telling point. In one of the documentaries I watched a young man, convinced by “The Ripple Effect,” ask how it was possible for people (the Conspiracy Theorists) with such limited resources, compared to the Government, to produce such slick and persuasive videos arguing their cases? The implication was “The video is slick, it is persuasive, therefore the story it tells must be true.” Now this is obviously specious reasoning. However (the big “but” of the situation), he is right to ask “Why can’t the Government do as well, if not better?” Why are they not trying to win that PR game?

NASA, famously, tried to debunk the Moon Landing Hoax theories, only to find that the debunking attempt just confirmed the Conspiracy Theorists. “If they have nothing to hide,” they reasoned, “then why are they trying so hard to deny it?”

Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

Still, it bears mentioning, given that caveat, that there are no obvious parallels to things like “The Ripple Effect.” Perhaps the Government/The Man/The Establishment might well just confirm the suspicions of their opponents by engaging with them, but surely the natural enemies of the Conspiracy Theorists, the Conspiracy Skeptics, should be stepping up? Yes, there is “Screw Loose Change” as a counter-part to “Loose Change,” but the skeptics and the sceptics have not, for the most part, tried to compete in the YouTube landscape.

I could go on for some time on the why of this; part of the answer is that (many) skeptics don’t care why people believe the things they do, they just don’t like it that they think that way. Another part of the answer is that skeptics, being often quite dogmatic, can’t see any more persuasive line of arguing than “No… Just no!” But I won’t go on about that, because it will just make me depressed.

You wouldn’t like me when I’m depressed.

No, really, you wouldn’t.

I was actually meaning to get this post to swing properly towards the peril of YouTube sources; watching a documentary by the BBC or the History Channel is one thing; I can cite that with great ease and, like a book, I can reasonably expect a peer or fellow traveller to be able to get access to the video through the magic of the interloan system, et cetera. YouTube though… There is no guarantee the video will be there in a few months time.

Which is a peril. Of the YouTubes.

Thus the title.

I would say more; the thrust of the post went off in a far more interesting direction and my complaining about the ever-changing geography of cyberspace is neither original nor particularly interesting.

Five Minutes of Thesis

Due to being a little bored and wanting to play with Quicktime X’s screen recording mode I decided to make a little move about my thesis. In essence, give minutes of me editing the bally thing with a voiceover. It’s not Shakespeare, or even Dickken’s (with two ‘K’s), but it is my voice doing what it does best; excellent work ((Thank you, Newsradio.)).