Sundry Thoughts

Movie Taglines I’d Want:

‘Only the Killer could hear you scream… but he’s deaf!’

‘Putting the Hook to the Slimey Beast!’

And why isn’t there a Victorian zombie film being made. It could feature such lines as ‘Pity all the servants have been eaten; I could do with some tea.’

Also, a lot of horror films/thrillers could do with the nominal heroes doing a cost-benefit analysis and giving the perpetrators the girl/child/object at the begiining of the film. These things usually take care of themselves.